I have lost a very dear friend today.
One that I'll send off to rest in a manner befitting such a noble creation. I shall lovingly set it on a longboat pyre - one that we have, together, made so many conquests. I will lay it's sword-pen by it's noble cord, and swathe it in a velvet cape. I will stand on the shore, regal in my finest pillaging attire, light the pyre, and cast my noble tablet off towards the Halls of Valhalla as I cry manly tears.
Rest in peace, O Noble Tablet. How I shall miss you.
You son of a bitch.
So.... Anyone want to get me a tablet? ~durrhurrplz (https://www.deviantart.com/durrhurrplz)